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upy
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 Posted: 15/10/2006 18:06 Post subject: Favourite quotes, jokes etc |
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Write your favourite quotes, jokes, sayings.
Here's one of my favourite quotes: Don't walk in front of me, I might not follow you, don't walk behind me, I might not lead you well; walk beside me and be my friend... 
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Raphy
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| Posted: 15/10/2006 18:13 Post subject: Re: Favourite quotes, jokes etc |
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| upy wrote: | Write your favourite quotes, jokes, sayings.
Here's one of my favourite quotes: Don't walk in front of me, I might not follow you, don't walk behind me, I might not lead you well; walk beside me and be my friend... |
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upy
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| Posted: 15/10/2006 18:18 Post subject: Re: Favourite quotes, jokes etc |
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| Raphy wrote: | | upy wrote: | Write your favourite quotes, jokes, sayings.
Here's one of my favourite quotes: Don't walk in front of me, I might not follow you, don't walk behind me, I might not lead you well; walk beside me and be my friend... |
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| Posted: 15/10/2006 18:19 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | When you go through tragedy, you can either let that destroy you and you become bitter and never let it go, or you can let it make you stronger and let it make you grow. |
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Gothic_Penguin
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| Posted: 15/10/2006 18:56 Post subject: |
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| Make the word better because you yourdelf passed through it |
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upy
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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted
What is a Marriage ?
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Marriage is grand and divorce is about 10 grand.
Socrates "Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
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puppet wannabe
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"birds... scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth...but sadly we don't speak bird"
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Fureya
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| Posted: 02/12/2006 10:58 Post subject: |
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this is a quote but I forgot the author
" We've been friends forever, that can't be true, there must have been a time when we weren't friends but I can't rember it. You are my first memory and my best memories ever since"
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Fureya
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| The worst of having a romance of any kind is that it leaves one so unromantic |
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D.E.T.A.
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joke:
Q: why do elephants have ears?
R: ......................
R: so they can fly from flower to flower
Q: did you ever see one fly?
R: .........................
R: See haw fast ther are? 
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Fureya
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| ~ Everything you can imagine is real. - Pablo Picasso |
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